Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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