I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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