Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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