So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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