i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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