Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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