If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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