all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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