I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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