Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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