Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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