No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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