I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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