ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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