Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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