She announced her abortion via fbk
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
All I want is dick and wine.
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