sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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