The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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