Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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