I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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