i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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