normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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