Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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