When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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