Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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