She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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