Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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