sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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