Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
nutella sex= disaster
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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