Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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