All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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