I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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