Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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