Betty ford says i'm here all night
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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