If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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