he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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