ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Less talking, more tequila
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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