If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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