She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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