I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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