So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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