your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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