I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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