But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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