Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
this hospital has no fireball
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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