Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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