I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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