Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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