So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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