You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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