i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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