Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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