Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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