I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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