i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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